Tuesday, April 26, 2016

Trump Chooses VP ! ! !

In the kind of bold move which has become characteristic of Donald Trump's presidential campaign, the Republican front runner has finally announced his choice for Vice President — the charismatic (and controversial) Benny Hill.

After an extensive search for a person with similar gravitas & dignity as Donald Trump, the campaign set it's sights on the famous television personality.

Benny Hill (born Alfred Hawthorne Hill in 1924) is widely regarded as the most suitable running mate for The Donald.

Trump held a press conference on Monday (25 April 2016) at a Gentlemen's Club in Manhattan, SCORES, which he's rumored to partially own.

When asked about Hill's nationality [English] and the notion that he's been dead for more than twenty-four years, Trump said:  "I don't think that will be a problem.  Benny Hill is NOT a loser; he's a HUGE success, and together we'll go all the way to the White House!  We'll make America great again; we'll run it like a business."

And the estate of Benny Hill has tentatively accepted the role.

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